Telling tales on toddlers

People are sharing their "our toddler did this" stories over at The Common Room and U Krakovianki. Just in case you think only your family has whirlwinds with wild imaginations and little or no common sense parading as young human beings. (Addition: The Common Room got such a good response to the first post, Headmistress has done another one.)

Do not skip the comments sections on these. These mamas have hit a nerve, I think. ;)