I can't quite comprehend the sport of having a more gadget-laden knife than the next person, but I have known some competitors in my day. For them, the new Giant Swiss Army knife (Call that a knife?, Andrew Martin, Guardian Unlimited, Dec. 6, 2006) ought to send rivals whimpering into a corner, acknowledging defeat. Or down on the floor laughing. I'm not sure which. :)
hat tip: Lars Walker
Mr. Walker regrets - I am not going to be able to post for a couple days, due to loss of internet service at my home. Be strong; I know you can endure.
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